Write the jokes in indirect speech: 1. A young teacher just beginning his career asks advice of an older member of the faculty: "What have you learned in your years of experience?" "I've learned one thing. Often you will find while you are giving a lesson in class that there is one young upstart who always disagrees with you. Tell me, would you stop him and try to make him shut up right then and there?" "I suppose I would." "Well, don't. He's probably the only one who is listening to you." 2. A high-school girl seated next to a famous astronomer at a dinner party struck up a conversation asking, "What do you do in life?" He replied, "I study astronomy." "Dear me," said the young miss, "I finished astronomy last year."
