The most important thing that no Frenchman will do is light a Church candle from another.
Getting into dog Poo is better with your left foot – it's good luck.
The French always make sure that there are not 13 people at the table. It is believed that one of the people sitting at such a table is sure to soon fall ill or even die.
You need to find a sailor to approach him, and discreetly stroke the red pompom on the beret. You will be very happy next year.
Do not put the baguette on the table upside down. It will bring a curse on you.
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