Dear Mischa, I am scared, the awful thing happened. I went in Townbridge-Wales. I had at myself the document for Rob. This document is the top secret. Robin dropped it, I selected it. This document is a key to treasure. I met very beautiful woman on the train. She had a heavy bag and I asked her: "do yon need a help?" She told: "Thanks". We talked, and she said: "You are strong, you are beautiful, tell me about your business".I told her about you, Rob and Robin, and she said: "You pull my leg ". Then she stole this document. I am dismissed .Tell Rob all.With Love, Agent Kyyut
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Ай лайк фуд,ай лав ит!
Ай ит эври дей;
Хот о колд,
Вет о драй,
Ай ит ит эни вей!