A 75-year-old man from Vilnius was caught shoplifting in a supermarket when he was trying to leave the shop without paying for any of the products he had taken.
It was Wednesday evening and the man was looking around the shop when he noticed that he was late for the basketball match. Unfortunately, the old man had Alzheimer's disease. That's way he forgot he had some items in his hands. So, when he was going through the exit, the security guard stopped him and called the police.
The man said he had no idea what he is doing with the products in his hands.
"It's not my fault. Really! Please, believe me. Perhaps it's because of alliens" the old man said. Everybody started laughing, all the people who were there thought that the man was lying. After 20 seconds the old man said; "Excuse me officer, can you tell me what the hell I am doing here?"
Then the policemen realized that the pensioner was just a mad man, who needed professional help.
1. If I lived near my office I’d be in time for work. - Если бы я жил рядом с офисом, я бы успевал на работу.
2. If you leave your bicycle outside someone will steal it. - Если вы оставите свой велосипед на улице, его украдут.
3. If I dyed my hair blue everyone would laugh at me. - Если бы я покрасил свои волосы в синий цвет, все бы смеялись надо мной.
4. If John works overtime, he will save enough for his holiday. - Если Джон будет работать сверхурочно, он насобирает достаточно денег для отпуска.
5. Unless the students observed the rules, they would make mistakes. - Если бы студенты не соблюдали правила, они бы делали ошибки.
Everyone knows that for all students the best time of the year is summer holidays. First of all, you’re free from school and may forget about textbooks, lessons, homework for all three months. Moreover, you don’t have to wake up early every day and have all this annoying routine. So you just have the opportunity to relax and enjoy perfect summer time.
As for me, my summer is quite typical from year to year. I usually spend June at home. I get up late all the time and try to be outside with my friends as much as possible. I really enjoy cool summer evenings when my friends and I can go for a walk in the park or ride around the city on our bikes. Also, we like rollerblading a lot. If the weather is bad I normally stay at home playing computer games or just surfing the Internet.
Then July I usually spend in the countryside with my grandparents. I have a lot of friends there as well. We often go to the lake for swimming or sunbathing. It’s always active time and we have a lot of things to do together.
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