LE the pirate I don't really have a very good sense of (1) _but I do love this (2) It made me laugh so much, I've never forgotten it: Jake and Ben, (3) were two old pirates, met for the first time. Jake had a wooden leg, a metal hook on the end of his arm and a black patch over one eye. They started talking about the days (4)—they had been at sea. Ben asked Jake how he'd got his wooden leg. 'I fell overboard; to rescue me, but as they said Jake. “The other pirates (5) was rather (7) —on were pulling me out, a shark (6) eating me for dinner bit my leg off? And how did you get the hook?'asked Ben. 'I was having a sword fight with someone said Jake. 'I was trying to prevent him (8) stealing all my money - well, I couldn't (9) —him to do that, could I? - but he cut my hand off with his sword in the fight. And how did you lose your eye?' asked Ben. Td (10) — not say. It's embarrassing. 'Go on, tell me! 'Well, I got a bit of sand in it, ' said Jake. But you can't lose your eye because you get a bit of sand in it!' said Ben. 'Usually that's true, but it was my first day with the hook! D why 1 A punch line B laughter C comedy D humour 2 A laugh B jqke C fun D comedian 3 A which B whose C that D who 4 A which B when C where 5 A managed B succeeded C allowed D failed 6 A which B whose C where D when 7 A happy B interested C fond D keen 8 A to B with C from D by 9 A accept B let C allow 10 A prefer B like C rather D want D agree
I'd like to visit Amsterdam in summer, because there's the most pleasant weather exactly at this time of the year.
In the trip I would take money, documents, phone, comfortable, practical clothes and footwear, and, of course, a pleasant (sweet) company.
I would get to Amsterdam by plane.
Most of the time inside the city I would spend on unmounted walks because, in my opinion, it's the only way to feel this city and to imbue in the atmosphere. The walks through the channels and riding bikes (bike tours) are also in my plans.
The Madam Tussauds Museum, The Van Gogh Museum, The Amsterdam Botanical Garden, The Royal Palace, A Human Body Museum and the "BODY WORLDS" exhibition, the famous Red Light District, an interactive "Nemo" museum, a flower water market, The Torture Museum, the restaurant and the "De Kas" greenhouse where fruit and vegetables for the dishes are picked here, from beds, the "swimming" houses and the Amsterdam's "brown" cafes are places that are included in the list of my compulsory visit. But I'm sure that walking slowly in this charming city I'll certainly come on something else.
Cheese, fish and french fries is exactly what you need to taste necessarily in Amsterdam.
From this little trip I'll bring extraordinary things like cheese, tulip bulbs and bright impressions.
In my opinion, I will surely like Amsterdam and I would like to visit it again.
I think Amsterdam is great!
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