Я сниффер, я ненормальный!!
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Eating healthy is very important for every person. Wise people say, “Health is above wealth”. And, indeed, what can we do properly if we don’t eat. It is our natural source of energy, so it’s better to chose it carefully. For example, our body needs more vitamins and minerals but it doesn’t need much cholesterol. That’s why, it’s better to avoid using fat-containing products. We also need less sodium, which is found in salt and less sugar. We need to eat less candies and cakes. First of all, it can make you overweight. Secondly, it’s not good for health.
Along with eating healthy, we should try to keep fit by doing exercise, cycling, spending less time in front of the TV and not smoking.
so, once upon a time, i desided to get into a drug trade. i think watching "breaking bad" had a lot to with that. i found a meth recipe on-line. thus i hit hard my chemistry books with some additional tutoring. and came up with a business plan to ensure that i can maintain a healthy profit margin. after that came the most difficult part - execution. i will not bore with details, mostly to avoid self-incrimination, but i shall mention that not everything happened as planned. some of my friends and i experienced highs and lows of the illigal drug trade. we've met new people, lost some of the team. and most importantly - we've made a lot of money. unfortunately i need to legalize this huge pile of cash that we got laying around, so now we are working on a new plan. we are thinking about getting into money laundering bussiness and moving to london. therefore, here i'm, working on my english skills.
я Нюхач, я Идиот !!!