My dream is to find good work. I wake up with this thought every morning and starting call friends, finding information about work on fresh newspapers and look at the files in the internet. By the afternoon I understand that there's a good work. The only question will they admit me to this work or no? Actually I am specialist in organisation of feasts, parties , weddings and funerals. Without doubt every corporation need this kind of specialists, isn't it? Because everyone having their birthday marry or brown kids. Who will organise this? So I think my work is in my pocket
At 3 o'clock I have a dinner and dreaming about good work waiting me. I was on interview several times. It's happens like this. Interview:
- What is your name? - NN
- How old are you? - 38
- Are you married? - No
- Do you have children? - No
- Where have you studied?
- Nowhere, you know, I am good specialist at organisation of feasts...
- What foreign languages do you know?
- Unfortunately, I do not know foreign languages.
- What is your last job?
- Actually, I never had a job. I had banquets when my friends asked me to. But ... you know, I read a lot ... Almost every day, two or three articles ... in the newspaper, especially about the killings.
- Thank you, we will think, and ... leave your phone number, we will call you.
I usually wait two to three weeks for a call. Then I start looking for a new job ... Oh, I just remembered. Even my older sister does not believe that I will ever find a place. She calls me once a week and asks:
- Any news on the job?
- No- I say.
- Maybe you should go work as a doorman or, for example, a postman?
- This is impossible- I say- I have talent. I have the best banquets.
- But you already sold almost all the books from the parents' library and the statue with goldfish from the pool.
- Yes, but who needed her? In addition, I did not touch a single picture in the living room. So I still have time to think.
- Think soon- the sister says. - I always forgive you all and try not to be angry with you But in my opinion, this will not work. You should seriously think about your future, and at least get married, finally ...
Marry? To get married ... Yes, I had such an idea four years ago when I met the woman of my dreams. Then I played golf, and she played with me. I looked at her all the time, but she didn't notice it. Then I began to call her almost every day, but I didn't speak with her, but was silent and listened to her voice. Sometimes I asked my friends to call her and ask someone else. So I checked if she was at home. It seemed to me that it was funny, but it didn’t seem so. She understood that I was calling her, and one day she told me about it. And I said that it was not me, and began to call again. At one point, it even seemed to me that she liked me, and she wants me to invite her somewhere. But I did not invite her anywhere, and she lost interest in me. Since then, I have not fallen in love with anyone else.
No, now is not the time to fall in love. Now you need to look for work. I'm such a good banquet specialist. And I will never believe that my talent will not help me in my life.
- Я хочу полететь в Лондон. Есть ли свободные места на среду, на следующей неделе?
- Вы летите один, сэр?
- Да.
- Каким классом?
- Эконом.
- Один момент, сэр...я проверю...да, есть пара свободных мест.
- Хорошо.
- Как ваше имя, сэр?
- Виктор Иванов.
- Как правило, мы продаем билеты туда и обратно. Вы можете купить открытую декларацию.
- Хорошо, сколько это будет стоить?
- 700 долларов, включая аэропортовые сборы.
- Могу я заплатить наличными?
- Конечно, сэр. Ваш рейс PS501.
- Во сколько отправляется рейс?
- В 8 утра, но вам лучше проверить за час до вылета, сэр.
- А в какое время прибывает в Лондон?
- В 10:30 по местному времени. Разница всего лишь в два часа, вы знаете.
- Большое