Once an incredibly funny story happened to me. The whole family came to the village for the summer. Me and my dad are going fishing. We didn't have to go far, because the river was right behind the garden.
This was not the first time I went fishing, so I knew approximately what was happening and how. While helping my father to untangle the line, I heard a strange rustle in the bushes. There was a coniferous forest on the other side, so we concluded that it could be a squirrel. Dad and I took turns casting our fishing rods, and in less than a minute each of us pulled out an average perch that was found here in abundance. The river was so clear and transparent, and the sun bright, that their shining scales and red fins could be easily seen bent over the crystal water.
We put our catch in a pre-prepared net and decided to have a snack. Mom gave us sandwiches for the trip so that we don't go hungry. But in the bag where they had been lying before, they were gone. “It's strange, I remember exactly putting them on the bottom of my backpack,” Dad said in disappointment and surprise at the same time. Something rustled in the bushes again, and we immediately turned our heads in the direction of the continuous noise.
Father got up and crawled into the bushes, and went out already holding by the scruff of our red cat Vasily, in whose teeth was one of the perches we caught. The gnawed bones of the second, after a careful examination of the bushes, were found next to the remains of bread from sandwiches. Well, the cat could hardly keep on its paws and looked more like a ginger Kolobok.
From that day on, he got another nickname Glutton. Of course, not every cat can eat so much!
Клара: Юр скул плэй вос ексайтин,
Фиона Фэнкс фор инвайтин ми.
Фиона: Айм глэд ю енджойд ит, Клара.
Эвериуан вокед хад ту стейдж Элис ин Вондерлэнд. Ду ю вонт то мит зе экторс?
Клара: Йес, айд лав ту, бат ... Ай кэнт телл ху из ху! Ай онли ремембер зем ин зеир кастумс он стейдж!
Фиона: Окей, лет ми хелп ю. Кэн ю си зе шорт бой овер зер вис зе спики, блонд хэир, энд фреклc?
Клара: Зе уан вис зе спики хэир?
Фиона: Йес. Зетс Роберт. Хи плэйд зе парт оф зе Уайт Рэббит!
Клара: Оу, рили? Хи воз вери фани! Вот эбаул(т) зе Дачес?
Фиона: Джули вос зе Дачес! Щиз зе толл, велл боулт герл зе лонг, дарк хэир ин зе конер
Клара: Щи лукед хидж ин зе зет биг костум! Ару (Эру) ху плэйд зе Чешир Кэт?
Фиона: Оу. зет вос Мэтт, зе бой некст то зе кофи тэйбл. Зе уан вис зе шорт браун хэир.
Клара: Хис соу кьют! Кам он! АЙ вонт ю ту интродус ми ту хим ферст!
Объяснение:
Не знаю зачем тебе это, для меня это легко читается)