This is a funny crime story that happened in 2008. A young man decided to rob a Chicago shop. He entered the shop around 8 a.m., disguised in a mask and armed with a weapon. When he demanded money, one of the employees told him all the money was locked in a safe that only the shop manager could open. But the manager hadn't come to work yet.
So the criminal left two phone numbers for them to call him back when the manager came. He threatened to come back to the shop and shoot the employees if they didn't call him.
And they did call him back... after the police had arrived. The dumb criminal was arrested.
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